Oh Happy Solstice!!!!
My heart is so full of the Sun God today, I just don't know what to do with myself.
For all of you heretics out there, not familiar with Wiccan tradition. Let me fill your little skulls with some Pagan enlightenment.
The Solstice is the time when we celebrate the bounty of the earth (or our welfare checks) and the power of the sun (or the power to intimidate public figures with massive frivolous lawsuits). Our fields are flourishing (remember to DONATE!!!), fruits are blossoming on the trees, herb bushes are fragrant and full of life. Consider offering a few prayers to the gods I tell you to at Litha, or to the sun itself......Or perhaps just worship ME for the day, my minions.
Oh, I wish I could be with my Druid brethren today at Stonehenge.....Couldn't afford the plane ticket this year.
Maybe I'll start a fund for that next year, and you guys can just go ahead and pay for that too...OK.
There is just something about a bunch of white people all gathered together in the middle of nowhere, dressed in white robes, burning torches.....(**sigh**)
What?....It's FINE!!!!
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ReplyDeleteHey.. be careful.. don't trip over that robe or something and have to go back to using your neck brace! Wouldn't want you to hurt your beautiful self!
ReplyDeleteWow, the Druids have a true empathy for Mother Earth. But I have to admit I'm just a teeny bit disappointed. The ceremony would have been so much better if they had burned a few crosses.
ReplyDeleteim sorry i know i need to be sarcastic or whatever but you're the funniest blogger ever! censoring your own comment= loveeeeeeeeee it!!
ReplyDeleteI was in one of my "moods"...it passed.
ReplyDeleteBlessed Summer Solstice to you Comrade Glinda. What a glorious time. I so hope the donations come in and the welfare checks never stop! (Or the checks from the DNC! wink-wink)
ReplyDeleteAll of the above dear Gary
ReplyDeleteLMFAO! Awesome....
ReplyDeleteI am sooo adding you to the lineup!
Thanks for making this "Alaska" laugh. :)
I really enjoy your blogs, so much so that I have sent you a $70,ooo donation. The check is in the mail.
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ReplyDeleteHey, Glinda: Belated-Summer Solstice blessings! Wow, time flies! Haven't seen you since the Beltane blow-out on the Night of the Sacred Naked Dance (btw, did you hear about the satellite pix? Some nosy jerk at NORAD spied on our little get-together and, well, there's a big white blob on the sat photos -- what's that about?)
ReplyDeleteWhat a freaking great site! Been LMAO! Thank you Glinda Killin Beagles for making my day!
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