Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Calling Dr. Shillz
If ever there was need for an aesthetic hand to help me in my grand quest to bring down that wretched governor, it is now.... During my journey from disabled former government worker, to the current status I now have within the Alaskan Democrat party, there has been a void. While I enjoy many talents in the arts (plugging in microphones) I haven't mastered the medium of Photoshop. My trusty comrade "Dr. Shillz" has graced us with his magnificent skill, and will now be supplying my graphics to illustrate my master plan.....and my morbid obsession with Governor Palin's every move......At least he freakin better. I warned him about skipping out on me. He will, and we will all be able to sit back in our own private utopia and gaze across the spectrum of Dr. Shillz artistic prowess.
Also, for my loyal suckers I've added a new fantastic feature. You can now attach an avatar to your profile when you make a donation to my bank account....To be spent on whatever, and that may or may not be political gifts....wink wink. Oh crap, I hate the word wink now.....SHE RUNIED WINKING!! I'm just trying to be careful because oops, I forgot to file any of the appropriate paperwork for a "political" fund. So if any of those Palinbots ask....You just want me to buy groceries with it OK! Just pick your avatar and shut up.
Each one is a representative of one of my favorite comrades. Enjoy.
Gryphen: we call him the truthseeker
Shannyn: just a blonde haired blue eyed doll from Homer