Saturday, July 4, 2009

IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

It is with great sadness that I inform you of Glinda Killin Beagles passing...She is no longer with us. She had an accident tonight while eating her hoagie sandwich, but at least it was quick.

Although I do still have contact with her from her new location.
First report out of Hades suggests that her woldly antics have earned her some key benefits. Seems "Satan's not so little helper" isn't having "the worst" of circumstances. Limited torture and the atmosphere is only slightly "horrific". She will be missed.....

UPDATE: She has a message for the imposter known as "Linda"..."Dear Linda, I hope you enjoy the fruits of your karma and the depths of irrelevancy" :)

Kick Rocks....................................................

41 comments:

  1. "Later Bitch"

    LOL

    You don't want to kick those rocks too hard!

    When work is done, it is time to move onto the next project.

    Remember, "only dead fish go with the flow"!

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  2. What will we do? Where will we go? Who will lead us? How will I know when it's time to get up - time to go to bed - time to breathe? What do I do with this hideous ring in my nose without you to pull me in the right direction? Oh great and heinous mistress, I shall miss you so!

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  3. But Glinda-

    May the wican faeries carry you home (without breaking their 'freakin backs)

    "She ain't heavy...She's Linda Biegal"

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