Oh Happy Solstice!!!!
My heart is so full of the Sun God today, I just don't know what to do with myself.
For all of you heretics out there, not familiar with Wiccan tradition. Let me fill your little skulls with some Pagan enlightenment.
The Solstice is the time when we celebrate the bounty of the earth (or our welfare checks) and the power of the sun (or the power to intimidate public figures with massive frivolous lawsuits). Our fields are flourishing (remember to DONATE!!!), fruits are blossoming on the trees, herb bushes are fragrant and full of life. Consider offering a few prayers to the gods I tell you to at Litha, or to the sun itself......Or perhaps just worship ME for the day, my minions.
Oh, I wish I could be with my Druid brethren today at Stonehenge.....Couldn't afford the plane ticket this year.
Maybe I'll start a fund for that next year, and you guys can just go ahead and pay for that too...OK.
There is just something about a bunch of white people all gathered together in the middle of nowhere, dressed in white robes, burning torches.....(**sigh**)
What?....It's FINE!!!!
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