Many of you may be wondering why I have such a psychopathic angry fixation with the Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin....Well, I'll freakin tell you why.
Number 1. She's a Republican.........All things not Democrat, must be destroyed.
Number 2. She's a CONSERVATIVE........What kind of Republican does she think she is?? Huh, Guvy Pal Pal....Dontcha' know the GOP is suppose to lick thy donkey boot?
Number 3. She's got a job.......I'm not sure what that is, but I don't like it.
Number 4. She's pretty......I haaaaate pretty girls. I mean you're pretty so what...RIGHT!!
Number 5. She's in shape.....Always showing those freakin legs of hers in public.....I haven't even seen my legs in 8 years......I mean come on already.
Number 6. The media always wants to talk to her and not me.......What a bunch of losers.
(except for you Shannyn, and Amanda, and Sean, and Keith, and MSNBC, and CNN, and LINK TV, and NBC, and Katie, and Charlie, and CBS, and PBS....luv u guys...smootches.)
Number 7. She's married to that snowmachine guy........He's not even obese, I mean yuk.
Number 8. She's a Christian......PAGANS RULE, and don't you forget it.
Number 9. She just thinks she's just so damn important......grrrrrr. Do you all know how many "Progressive Re-Education" Seminars I've had to attend since I was the official DNC Blogger for the State of Alaska, during the AWESOME DNC Convention in Denver last year??? No...well lots just so you know.
Number 10. Why is she so damn happy all the time!!!!!
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